On licking ears!!

I was sitting here idly as I sometimes am,luckily today the gods smiled on me and my internet connection is up so I'm not too bored.I started thinking about the weirdest things that men have told me or done in an effort to get intimate with me. leading the pack is a guy who offered to clean out the wax in my ears!!I would have taken this as an insult except for the fact that I'd just cleaned out my ears that morning,so I was good:-)besides the point,eeeeew!!!anyone who ever stuck their finger in their ear and then to their mouth( when they were younger of course)knows that ear wax is really bitter and gross!!so who in their right mind would ever consider licking off anyone's ear wax!!!And he wasn't joking.Anyhu back to my story,he caught me unawares and proceeded to stick his wet,slimy tongue inside my ear like he was trying to get to my ear drum or something.I can honestly tell you that I cant think of a worse sensation,...what the hell?!?!seriously??This must be how people get ear infections!!!Just incase he ends up reading this:-If you must deal with the ear,blow gently into my ear,maybe nibble lightly on my earlobe under no circumstances do you use your tongue in my ear:-)